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5 Things You Should Never Ask Someone Who is Gay

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While the world may be finally changing for the better…. and the people in it may have become more accepting… there are still a few things that you shouldn’t ask or say to someone who is gay, transgender, bisexual or questioning. You would never meet someone is black and proceed to tell them that you have another black friend who you think would be a perfect match for them because well he’s black…. so why do people say this stuff to gay people all the time? Why is everyone so fascinated about if it hurts to take it in the ass!? Here are some questions you should probably just keep to yourself!

I Have a Gay Friend! Do You Want to go on a Date with Him?!

Listen it’s great and all to know that you have a gay friend… but I don’t want to be set up with them. Would you ever go up to a black person that you just met…. and tell them that you have a black friend…. and If that statement wasn’t bad enough… would you then proceed to try and set this person up with your black friend…. because since they’re both black they must be attracted to each other…right? Wrong, just because two people are gay.. does not mean that they are destined for each other. First off I have boyfriend so it’s pretty annoying meeting someone for the first time, and they proceed to try and set me up on a date with their gay friend before even asking me if i’m single. Secondly if I was single… I could find my own date; thank you very much and I certainly wouldn’t find my date from a perfect stranger! I understand that you are trying to be friendly; but seriously think about what you are saying before you word vomit. It’s offensive, plain and simple… seriously people just think before you fucking speak!

I Always Wanted a Gay Bestfriend, Can we be Besties!!?!

Woah there buddy we just met…. I’m not sure we are quite ready to be best friends just yet! This statement is almost as insulting as saying…. I always wanted a black friend. Seriously think about it for second…. you’re insinuating that being gay is different… and that a gay friend is different than a straight friend. What’s the difference? Why do you need a gay best friend? Why can’t you just say you always wanted a BEST FRIEND? Seriously forget the gay part; we all don’t spend our days shopping and trying on lipgloss. Honestly I hate shopping for other people; it’s one thing if i’m getting a cute outfit…. but I don’t want to pick out YOUR outfit. We are not all the same…. some of us would rather watch the football game, and others would rather dance around in high heels. Having a gay best friend… is no different than having a straight best friend (female or male)… so please if you ever see me in public…. don’t tell me you always wanted a gay best friend because honestly I don’t care.

When Exactly Did You Know You Were Gay?

Now this one is for people you just met; asking your friend of 5 years when he or she knew they were gay is a lot different than asking someone you just met. When I meet someone for the first time I try not to ask them what size tampon they use or if they shave their kitty or not…. because it’s a personal question. We were all born this way in short… haven’t you ever listened to Lady Gaga? So chances are that the same time you realized you were straight…. we realized we were gay. Seriously I’ve never asked someone when they realized they were straight because I figured like being gay it’s something you always kind of knew. Sure a lot of gay people don’t come out until they are much older… hell some even come out as Bisexual even when they are 100% gay. It’s not like one day we woke up and we’re like hmmm… maybe i’ll be gay for now on…. it’s actually more of an identity issue. It’s more of a how will my friends react or how will my parents react type of thing. I think that most of the LGBT community knew there so called “label” way before they actually tell people about it…. we were born this way and sometimes it just takes some of us longer than others to come to terms with our sexuality.

Doesn’t it Hurt? & How Do You Know You’re Gay?

I can’t even count the amount of times I have been asked about taking it in the ass. Seriously like…. why does it even matter? Sex can be a great thing; it can bring two souls closer to each other… if it hurts as much as people assume it does… do you really think we would continue to take it in the ass? I try not to ask people I just met if it hurt the first time their cherry was popped…. because A. it’s an obvious answer and B. who the fuck cares? Google male prostates and you will find your answer if you are so curious, but ask me in person and I will just make up some crazy story to amuse myself! Hell take it in the ass yourself if you’re so curious! BTW not all gay men have anal sex…. How does one know when they are gay you ask? Well this one is a little more obvious than the others…. its also probably the same answer to the question that is never asked…. how did you know you were straight? For a gay man…. my guess would be when you constantly are getting boners when you see a hot guy…. you know you’re gay. For a Lesbian chances are her vagina got wet when thinking about girls. Plain and simple…. we know we are gay the same way you know you’re straight!

Who is the Man and Who is the Woman!?

Whenever I am asked who is the man and who is the woman in my relationship I start to feel a little bit sick to my stomach. Considering that we are both males…. I would assume that we both are the men in the relationship. There is no woman in a gay mans relationship… and there is no man in a lesbian relationship. We are both just…. the same gender. Sure maybe one of us is more manly than the other; but just because he is more manly doesn’t even mean that he’s the bottom in the relationship. So what are you really asking? Seriously… what the fuck are you trying to ask? If you are trying to ask us who takes it up the ass… why don’t you first tell me about your sex life? If i’m close friends with someone…. chances are they already know my sexual preferences in bed… so if you don’t… it’s probably because we aren’t as close as you think… or I just met you. There is no man or woman in a gay mans relationship… we are both just men plain and simple. Just because one person is more fem than the other…. doesn’t mean that he is the one who takes it in the ass. Now you know… so please stop asking.

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NRA Demands ‘Gun-Hating Socialist’ Obama Apologize For Florida School Massacre

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NRA Demands ‘Gun-Hating Socialist’ Obama Apologize For Florida School Massacre

The NRA’s propaganda network has been in a frenzy since the shooting in Parkland, Florida, but host Grant Stinchfield really went off the deep end with the NRA’s latest attempt to take blame away from the easy availability of guns to people who would use them to kill and instead toss it at…President Obama.

Sure, Obama was out of office for more than a year before the shooting that stole the lives of 17 people at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School. And sure, he spent much of his presidency doing all he could to prevent attacks like we saw that horrible day. But to the NRA, he will always be Emmanuel Goldstein.

Recently, Obama wrote an essay highlighting the importance of the gun control movement high school students are leading — something that infuriates the Stinchfield, who thinks (like the rest of the NRA) that guns belong everywhere and should be used to solve even the most petty of problems.

“If Barack Obama is writing anything that deals with the Parkland students, it should be an apology,” he said. “His liberal no-discipline-for-rule-breakers policy was a contributing factor that enabled the shooter to wreak the havoc that he did… It was Obama’s school discipline policies that prevented faculty members from having students arrested, even for severe and repeated discipline issues.”

It’s true that the Obama administration encouraged alternatives to expulsion or arrest over discipline issues, but nothing would have stopped school employees from contacting police if they thought a student (or former student) was going to drop by to shoot the place up.

Naturally, the Obama hate didn’t end there. Stinchfield also attacked the former President (and “typical gun-hating socialist”) for his support of civil rights groups.

“NRA members don’t burn down cities and we don’t incite riots against our police!” he screeched. “The leaders of Black Lives Matters Do!”

Black Lives Matter, as you are well aware, did not “burn down cities” or “incite riots against our police.” There have been a multitude of peaceful protests with limited isolated violence perpetrated by outside groups (and many focused on cops’ love of beating, killing, and maiming black people), but as usual the NRA mouthpiece lied.

Watch this jackass in action below:

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Trump Divorce Lawyer: Cohen Will Flip So He Doesn’t Get Raped By Black Guys In Prison

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Trump Divorce Lawyer: Cohen Will Flip So He Doesn’t Get Raped By Black Guys In Prison

Republicans’ greatest fear (aside from logic and facts) is black men — and according to a Trump legal advisor and divorce lawyer Jay Goldberg, that fear will help ensure Michael Cohen will flip on The Donald.

During an appearance on CNN, Goldberg said that Cohen is deeply afraid of getting forcibly railed by huge black penises.

“He’s of a type that I have recognized in the past as one not suited to stand up to the rigors of jail life,” he explained to CNN’s Erin Burnett, emphasizing the “racial overtone” of prison — just in case anyone missed that he was talking about black dudes raping Trump’s former personal lawyer, who is under criminal investigation:

“I think, in many ways — and it’s difficult to say this — prison has a racial overtone, and a person like Michael doesn’t see himself walking down Broadway while people are clamoring, ‘you’re going to be my wife.’ And so he’s under pressure from his family to try to figure out what it would take to bring the government aboard as his sponsor.”

“He called me on April 13,” Goldberg said, “about a person who is facing a lengthy prison term [being] likely to say those things which in the witness’s mind would best position himself for a 5K1 letter, which would enable the government to recommend that he be shown leniency.”

“That doesn’t necessarily mean that he tells the truth,” Goldberg said, explaining that Cohen will lie through his teeth to prevent the horror of unwanted interracial sex:

“History has shown that people under the threat of heavy litigation glean what the prosecutor is interested in hearing, and they can form their conduct so that they can get what’s known as a 5K1 letter.”

We can only hope that Trump himself breaks out the “Michael Cohen is lying because he doesn’t want black men to rape him” defense on Twitter after his co-conspirator spills the beans to Mueller. That will be the cherry on top of all the other horrific things happening to The Donald in recent and upcoming days.

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Sessions: If Trump Fires Rosenstein, I’ll Quit

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Sessions: If Trump Fires Rosenstein, I’ll Quit

 

Donald Trump handpicked former Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions to be the United States Attorney General. Said pick has led to a number of things that have been very bad for the Trump Administration. Firstly, as a lawyer and an officer of the court, Sessions knew he had no choice but to recuse himself from anything to do with the investigation into the Trump campaign’s possible collusion with the Russian government with the Russian government in the 2016 presidential election. Said recusal has led to a steady drumbeat of attacks on Sessions from Trump, and the eventual appointment of Special Counsel Robert Mueller, after Trump fired now-former FBI Director James Comey. Now, Trump is gunning for the firing of Sessions’ second-in-command, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein.

While Sessions was the first sitting United States Senator to endorse Trump, and is someone who is largely credited with giving Trump’s campaign mainstream GOP credibility, the fact that he is a lawyer does not waiver. There seems to be lines that he will not cross. Sessions seems to be unable and unwilling to become a toady who is willing to go to jail or risk his law license to carry water for Trump, and he certainly seems unwilling to sit idly by while Trump systematically seeks to destroy the Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and the lines that have always deliberately existed between the White House and the institutions of justice that preserve our democratic republic.

According to The Hill, Sessions told White House Counsel Don McGahn that any attempt to remove the Deputy Attorney General could possibly result in his own resignation at the Department of Justice. For all of his racist, misogynistic, homophobic ways, I gotta give it to Jeff Sessions on this one – he definitely seems to have a line. There will be no dictatorship at his version of the Department of Justice. He’d rather resign. In this budding dictatorship with Donald Trump as “president,” that is the honorable thing to do.

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