Republicans’ greatest fear (aside from logic and facts) is black men — and according to a Trump legal advisor and divorce lawyer Jay Goldberg, that fear will help ensure Michael Cohen will flip on The Donald.
During an appearance on CNN, Goldberg said that Cohen is deeply afraid of getting forcibly railed by huge black penises.
“He’s of a type that I have recognized in the past as one not suited to stand up to the rigors of jail life,” he explained to CNN’s Erin Burnett, emphasizing the “racial overtone” of prison — just in case anyone missed that he was talking about black dudes raping Trump’s former personal lawyer, who is under criminal investigation:
“I think, in many ways — and it’s difficult to say this — prison has a racial overtone, and a person like Michael doesn’t see himself walking down Broadway while people are clamoring, ‘you’re going to be my wife.’ And so he’s under pressure from his family to try to figure out what it would take to bring the government aboard as his sponsor.”
“He called me on April 13,” Goldberg said, “about a person who is facing a lengthy prison term [being] likely to say those things which in the witness’s mind would best position himself for a 5K1 letter, which would enable the government to recommend that he be shown leniency.”
“That doesn’t necessarily mean that he tells the truth,” Goldberg said, explaining that Cohen will lie through his teeth to prevent the horror of unwanted interracial sex:
“History has shown that people under the threat of heavy litigation glean what the prosecutor is interested in hearing, and they can form their conduct so that they can get what’s known as a 5K1 letter.”
We can only hope that Trump himself breaks out the “Michael Cohen is lying because he doesn’t want black men to rape him” defense on Twitter after his co-conspirator spills the beans to Mueller. That will be the cherry on top of all the other horrific things happening to The Donald in recent and upcoming days.
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