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“Stupid is as stupid does.” Mick Mulvaney and other White House Morons.

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“Stupid is as stupid does.” Mick Mulvaney and other White House Morons.

 

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For most of his career in congress, Mick Mulvaney was a typical Republican politician. Namely, he found himself a safe district full of fools that kept reelecting him, took oodles of campaign contributions from corporate shills, and kept his mouth shut and flew under the radar. But, since being names the director of the Office of Management and Budget at the White House, Mulvaney suddenly seems to keep finding himself in the media spotlight. And every time he does, he ends up looking dumber than the box all of those rocks come in.

Mulvaney’s latest assault on homo sapiens intelligence is his righteous indignation over the crude and insensitive remark of a White House comms shop staffer about the state of Senator John McCain’s health. The real problem with Mulvaney’s response isn’t just that he declines to admonish the staffer for her insensitivity, it’s that his reasoning is unhinged from reality.

Mick the Dick’s beef isn’t that the staffer wasn’t immediately dispatched to her desk with a cardboard box accompanied by security, it’s that we know about the comment at all. His contention is that because the remark took place in a staff meeting, it is somehow or other automatically sacrosanct, and should never have been exposed to the light of day. On its face, this is too fucking stupid to be considered rational thought.

Let’s just say that you work for the XYZ company as a staffer, and you’re in a staff meeting. In the meeting, someone mentions a manager who is in the hospital with pneumonia. Having the sense of humor of an orc, you lightheartedly quip, “Yeah, now I’m gonna have to buy a black dress, and I don’t even like the guy!” Does Mulvaney honestly believe that any number of people present who are offended by your remark aren’t going to have it discussed over every water cooler and at every lunch table before you can even get back to your desk? Hell, with the prevalence of cell phones and Twitter, you might have the company VP waiting outside the door for a little chat by the time the meeting breaks up. The thought that any kind of insulting or insensitive statement would remain “secret” in any kind or organized setting like that is ridiculous on the face of it.

But one nice thing about the nutty nabob who runs the WH comms shop, Blarah Flackabee Slanders, she’s not about to be upstaged by an amateurish little sod like Mulvaney. In another closed door meeting, this one about the original leaked xomment meeting, Slanders started off by saying, “I am sure that this conversation is going to leak too. And that’s just disgusting.” How do I know this? Because it leaked! Just as it was intended to. It would have been one thing if Slanders had led off with, “If what I say next goddamn leaks, I will make it my mission in life to draw and quarter whomever leaks it.” But when you lead off with “I already know that this is going to leak,” what you’re really saying is “OK world, here’s what I really think! Now, go ahead and leak that.”And if there’s one thing in this world that I hate more than abject stupidity, it’s idiot transparency. Nice going Slanders, you just made my shit list again.

Fortunately, both Mulvaney and Slanders have the Yoda of idiot philosophy to mentor them, Yada the Trump. Only a moron of true zen quality can stand with three Americans that just spent anywhere from one to three years being abused by a maniacal dictator, and then tell the world that said dictator “Was really excellent to these three incredible people.” That would be like me stealing your 55″ TV set, dropping it back on the steps in the middle of the night when I couldn’t resell the fuzzy POS, and then being hailed as a hero for “doing the right thing.” *SIGH*

And the hits just keep on coming. Now His Lowness is equating Kim with an almost Ghandi like humanity for saying that he will destroy his nuclear testing site before the June summit with the Orange Julius. This is what happens when your Presidential Daily Briefing comes with a box of Crayolas, and a Tommy Tippee full of diet coke. Everyday common riffraff like us discovered weeks ago through our own NSC daily briefing, namely CNN, MSNBC, the New York Times, et al, that North Korea has already tested so many bombs under that mountain, that if they did it again, the entire thing would come crashing down on their dumb heads. There are even reports that some parts of the facility may have already been damaged by the mountain shifting, making it inoperable. And yet, Trumpelthinskin is praising Kim Dung Fun for razing something he can no longer get any use out of. Your tax dollars at work my fellow citizens.

So please, Blarah and Mick, I beg you. Make all of our lives easier, and take a little tip from the old Murfster here. When shit like this happens, and damage control is required? Please, just keep your stupid mouths shut, and leave cleaning up the mess to the pros. After all, that’s what your boss is paying Rudy Giuliani for, and look how well that’s working out! Relax kiddies, you’re in good hands.


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Former GOP congresswoman resigns as interim USA Gymnastics head after anti-Nike tweet surfaces

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USA Gymnastics interim president and CEO Mary Bono is resigning after only days in the position after coming under fire for posting an anti-Nike tweet. Bono was a Republican congresswoman from 1998-2013 representing the 44th and 45th California districts during her tenure. Unfortunately, it seems that in spite of her retirement the GOP racism still goes strong in her.

On Friday, USA Gymnastics named Bono as their new interim leader to take the organization into a new era after Larry Nasser’s long-enabled abuse. However, she was divisive from the start. HuffPost reports:

The day after her new role was announced, Bono came under fire for posting a photo on Twitter of her covering the Nike logo on her golf shoes. The photo suggested that Bono was protesting the sportswear company’s move to partner with Colin Kaepernick, a former NFL player who has kneeled during the national anthem to protest police brutality and racial inequality.

Olympian Simone Biles called out Bono on Twitter, writing: “Mouth drop. Don’t worry, it’s not like we needed a smarter USA Gymnastics president or any sponsors or anything.”

Bono deleted the tweet, but the damage was done. She was already on shaky ground due to her past. Bono worked with Faegre Baker Daniels, the law firm that represented USA Gymnastics as the Larry Nassar scandal arose. Another Olympic gold medalist, Aly Raisman, expressed her opposition to Bono, too.

Considering that it hasn’t been a week on the job and she’s already controversial, Bono did the organization a favor and resigned. She stayed defensive to the end, justifying both the tweet and her work with the law firm, saying she “proudly” stands behind it.

With respect to Mr. Kaepernick, he nationally exercised his first amendment right to kneel. I exercised mine: to mark over on my own golf shoes, the logo of the company sponsoring him for ‘believing in something even if it means sacrificing everything’ — while at a tournament for families who have lost a member of the armed services (including my brother-in-law, a Navy SEAL) who literally ‘sacrificed everything

View the full statement below:

Good riddance.

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Students cheated by for-profit colleges to finally get debt relief as judge unblocks Obama-era rule

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Students cheated by for-profit colleges to finally get debt relief as judge unblocks Obama-era rule

 

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Students scammed by for-profit colleges whose business model was fraud will finally get the debt relief the Obama administration put into motion and the Trump administration tried to block. The Betsy DeVos-led Education Department said it would stop trying to delay the student debt relief rule after a federal judge ordered it implemented immediately.

Attorneys general from 18 states and the District of Columbia successfully sued DeVos last year over her decision to block the rule, known as Borrower Defense to Repayment, from taking effect.

The judge sided with the states last month, but implementation of the debt-relief rule was delayed pending Tuesday’s decision in the separate lawsuit brought by an industry group.

This is a good win—a really good win—but it’s also a reminder of how many judges Donald Trump has put on the federal bench to rule in future such cases pitting people like broke students against companies like the for-profit colleges that cheated them.

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PEN America is a New York nonprofit dedicated to promoting creative expression and defending the rights upon which it’s predicated: freedoms of speech and press. Its members range from journalistic to literary to media professionals. There’s no shortage of issues for the organization to tackle, especially now, but PEN’s “bedrock work” is “long-term advocacy on behalf of individual writers who are being punished because of their work.”

They take exception to Trump’s war against the press. Represented by Protect Democracy and the Yale Law School Media Freedom and Information Access Clinic, PEN America is moving beyond criticism to legal complaint. They’re asking a federal district court, the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York, to declare Trump’s retaliatory actions unconstitutional under the First Amendment and to block Trump from retaliating or directing retaliation against someone based on their speech.

Their challenge is meaningful, as the organization was founded in 1948. It’s also nonpartisan. PEN “forcefully raised concerns about free expression infringements during the Obama, Bush, and other prior administrations.” Trump’s not even the first president PEN has sued.

It’s a pretty complaint. PEN takes care to catalogue Trump’s verbal attacks on the press (“disgusting,” etc.), then notes that these comments, while anti-democratic, are not the basis for this suit. The problem is, they point out, that he has threatened to engage, and he has engaged, in conduct intended to retaliate against specific news organizations and journalists he disagrees with.

PEN says Trump’s retaliatory measures against Amazon—motivated by a desire to strike at founder Jeff Bezos, also owner of the Washington Post—have included criticizing Amazon in a way that affected its stock, telling USPS to re-evaluate its rates for Amazon, and personally directing the head of USPS to double rates for Amazon and its ilk.

Trump has also openly referred to his vendetta against CNN.

In this case, his dislike has bled over into hostility toward parent company Time Warner. Back in 2016, PEN says, he threatened to push the Department of Justice to block Time Warner’s merger with AT&T. That’s exactly what he did, despite the norm for vertical mergers being approval. DOJ’s effort to block the merger died in district court, but, as PEN has pointed out, CNN and Time Warner expended significant resources in the process.

A great number of Trump’s actions against and threats toward individual reporters and outlets vis-á-vis access have been public—very public. To name a few, Trump has warned reporters he’ll take their press credentials and told networks he’ll go after their broadcast licenses. Imagine what he’s doing and saying off the record.

Trump’s actions prove his threats are credible, not mere posturing. One reporter, Kaitlan Collins, was banned for questioning Trump.

PEN’s suit is both solid and important. Here’s Erwin Chemerinsky, Dean of Berkeley Law School at the University of California. (He’s constitutional law’s Mick Jagger.)

“No president in history has repeatedly threatened the press as Donald Trump does on a regular basis. Under long-standing First Amendment precedents, these threats violate freedom of press and the First Amendment. This lawsuit addresses an urgent threat to our Constitution.”

Sonja West, a First Amendment expert at the University of Georgia Law School, focuses on the harms the lawsuit seeks to avert or mitigate.

“President Trump has a pattern of trying to use the power of the federal government to punish the press for coverage he dislikes. Make no mistake, this should alarm us. Lobbing insults at reporters is one thing, but this kind of tactic represents a far more serious threat to press freedom. When a president crosses the line from insulting the press to turning the wheels of government as a means to retaliate against news organizations for their reporting, the potential First Amendment violations become very real. This lawsuit is asking the courts to make clear that the president cannot violate the Constitution’s vital protections for press freedom.”

PEN’s is just the latest addition to the bevy of suits directed against Trump by everyone from individuals to associations to businesses to members of Congress. By my count, Trump’s currently being sued under at least four amendments to the Constitution. It’s another ignoble first.

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